Macbook Pro

A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.

Jim: Check out my Macbook Pro!
Everyone else: *laughs*

by Ctrl Alt Destroy April 10, 2019

Machoomba

A term used for the vagina. Choombie for short.

I have a really itchy machoomba!

by robbo17 May 27, 2010

Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins

Yo my slime u got macbook bend g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020

MACBOOK

SOMEONE WHOS REALLY SMART AND A MS KNOW-IT-ALL BUT SOMETIMES CAN BE A BITCH

TEACHER:CAN ANYONE PLZ TELL ME THE ANSWER? KID :THE ANSWER IS 4. KID :THIS KID IS A MACBOOK

by WERTI October 13, 2021

Macbook

Expensive laptop that can't even run games

I bought a MacBook to play games, but I'm stuck with candy crush

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

MacBook

Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!

Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser

by kingcatIII July 21, 2024

Macoomba

A weak ass bitch of a feline cat.

Your cat is like Macoomba. He’s weak and scared of everyone.

by Coomba March 14, 2024