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dirty lysander

A Dirty Lysander is the best kind of Lysander. Lysanders should be kept partially covered by dirt, dust or a similarly unclean substance at all times to best emulate their natural habitats.

Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.
I can't wait to get this pile of mulch home so my Dirty Lysander can roll around in it and then go on urban dictionary and make up definitions about his name.
by Foodforfaeries November 28, 2020
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Lysol

An arosol drug, used commonly by the poorer class (esp. Aboriginals) used in conjuntion with wonder bread for a mountian fresh high
The unconcious nitchie lie in a bed of lysol cans and wonderbread bags.
by Ox May 29, 2003
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Lysol

What women used to use as a douche. Lysol (the original liquid concentrate, not the spray) was actually marketed as a feminine hygiene product by Lehn and Fink, and ads actually appeared in women's magazines from the turn of the century up until the early 1960's. Instructions for making douche solution was actually on the Lysol bottle's labels. (one teaspoon Lysol, added to one quart warm water, mix in a separate container before pouring into douche bag). Also, after many lawsuits, mainly from women who had their vaginas irritated by Lysol, Lehn and Fink (now Reckitt Benckiser) stopped marketing Lysol concentrate as a douche. And the introduction of the disinfectant solution into a vagina made odor worse, not better, since it affected the vagina's natural pH balance. More about Lysol douche at the Museum of Menstrual and Feminine Health http://www.mum.org
The mother called her daughter a whore, and made her douche with Lysol.
by Genuine Nerd September 24, 2008
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South Lyon

An extremely white town filled with racists rednecks. Just the mere mention of Detroit fills the residents with fear. Main points of interest include a faggety little parade during Pumpkinfest, a shoddy little museum where the train used to run through. 2 high schools which are of vastly different qualities one having walls you can break through, the other recently built has plasma tvs and overall better facilities.

The one main actual amazing part of South Lyon is the South Lyon Hotel, originally a hotel it is now a kick-ass restaurant all but dedicated to its late manager Paul Baker.

All in all a place you cruise by on the Highway.
Between Mt.Brighton and Walmart (New Hudson) lays the terrible land know as South Lyon!

Ex. Confederate flags are flown in South Lyon despite few people in it knowing what century the Civil War took place.

Ex.Person 1: You want to go to South Lyon?
Person 2:As much as I'd like a nail through my skull.
by ThePolishAtheist February 23, 2011
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Scott Lyon

"The Man" from Afro-Amertican Mythology, he represents all that is Whait and wrong with the urban environment.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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Demitry Lyons

To do a Demitry Lyons is to hide your identaty, hug childeren and watch vidios of adolecence in public and to commit to a dry humping three way in highly populated areas.
Did you see Demitry Lyons in McDonalds with them kids earlyer?!
by friend69 October 13, 2011
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Lydon

Lai-djunn n.

One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.

(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
"My dear... I really 'enjoyed' that meal... I can honestly say that it was the 'finest meal' I have eaten for days."

"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"

"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."

"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"

From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
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