luhm-ber-jak
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.
Mark: So what happened with you and Sarah's mom last night?
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.
by AML43 December 02, 2006
A sexual position involving two guys and a girl. The girl gets on all fours, and the two guys face each other, one with his dick in her ass and the other with his dick in her mouth. The lumberjack is a coordinated, synchronized motion by the two guys whereby when one is thrusting his cock in on one end, the other is pulling his cock out at the other end. They do this back and forth and this synchronized thrusting creates the illusion of two lumberjacks using an old-time hacksaw (the long ones with handles at both ends) to saw through a tree trunk.
by Gooch McTaint August 14, 2006
by Chris Charles December 10, 2002
When a male is recieving oral sex, and immediately prior to ejaculation, he pulls his member out of her mouth and procedes to make a downwards chopping motion with it on her forehead. As he ejaculates it will give the illusion that small woodchips are flying out from the 'ax'
Bill: Hey brosef, how was your night with Tracy?
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.
by b2darian334 February 01, 2009
A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left
Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"
by Anf August 03, 2009
a lumberjack is someone who cuts/shuts people down very harshly. either with an axe or a hand saw or chainsaw, depending on ther serverity of the call.
it originates from the french term lumberjakoure.
it originates from the french term lumberjakoure.
by Mitch the brand name bitch November 13, 2004
When two people have anal sex by putting their buttholes together then shitting logs into each others' asses.
by senbeisan72 January 16, 2009