A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.
He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.
He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.
by Science-is-sexy December 18, 2012
Get the Lost Taco Vendor mug.The feeling of emptiness that follows the finale of the ABC series "LOST". Symptoms include using characters as your Facebook avatar for no reason, playing 4-8-15-16-23-42 on your weekly lottery tickets, eating imaginary peanut butter out of empty jars, employing phrases like "This is my destiny!" and "See ya in another life, brotha" in daily conversation - often with bad Scottish accents and out of context - and creating Urban Dictionary definitions for "LOSTalgia" as a means of coping with the loss.
Friend#1: "What's that you're listening to?"
Friend #2: "Geronimo Jackson."
Friend #1: "Feeling the LOSTalgia again, huh?"
Friend #2: (nods....cries a little) "
Friend# 1: ".....You really need to get a girlfriend."
Friend #2 (suddenly angry): "Do you know badly I want to kill you?"
Friend #1: "Uh...yeah....I'm gonna go now. Don't stay up too late."
Friend#2: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
Friend #1: (walks away without another word)
Friend #2: (calls after him) We have to go back!
Friend #2: "Geronimo Jackson."
Friend #1: "Feeling the LOSTalgia again, huh?"
Friend #2: (nods....cries a little) "
Friend# 1: ".....You really need to get a girlfriend."
Friend #2 (suddenly angry): "Do you know badly I want to kill you?"
Friend #1: "Uh...yeah....I'm gonna go now. Don't stay up too late."
Friend#2: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
Friend #1: (walks away without another word)
Friend #2: (calls after him) We have to go back!
by big_baggins June 3, 2010
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by Cryan2k2 July 26, 2016
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When you feel so in love, that you can't think or concentrate on anything else, but the person you are in love with. Wanting to be with them, learn about them, hold them, be there for them. Uncontrollable loving feelings.
by Longing for real love April 21, 2005
Get the lost in love mug.1: The TV show.
2: The cast of "Lost".
3: Your state of mind after watching "Lost"
4: Not knowing where you are.
2: The cast of "Lost".
3: Your state of mind after watching "Lost"
4: Not knowing where you are.
1: Lets go watch Lost!
2: "Where are we? Are we lost? Why are these people attacking us? Why did our plane crash? Hey! that guy was dead! What?! Why? Where? How? WHEN?"
3: "What just happened?
4: "I took a right turn and then a left turn at the dirt road." "No, you took 2 left turns, and that was a brick road." "Great! Now we're lost."
2: "Where are we? Are we lost? Why are these people attacking us? Why did our plane crash? Hey! that guy was dead! What?! Why? Where? How? WHEN?"
3: "What just happened?
4: "I took a right turn and then a left turn at the dirt road." "No, you took 2 left turns, and that was a brick road." "Great! Now we're lost."
by VisOraK April 18, 2009
Get the Lost mug.Firstly, I am clearly no expert on the subject of love; it appears I am as far from it as possible.
However, hopefully I can still impart some wisdom here that may at the very least help me and hopefully help others find some clarity after the love has been lost.
The purpose of life (as least to me) is to find someone to share your life with; someone you can love who also loves you.
For many of us who have found and lost that for whatever reason; life itself can appear pointless.
I have loved and been loved once.
I miss the love, I miss myself, but most of all I miss Chalice.
When a relationship ends it can do a great deal of damage to one or both parties.
While this is often inescapable; there is a way to at least attempt to minimise the damage.
Communication:
One of the most important aspects of any relationship.
If you truly care about someone as you should still do if you were ever in love with them, you will make the effort to listen to them and to attempt to give them clarity.
It takes two people to love; it may only take one for love to be lost. While it may be easier to protect yourself by blaming the other person for everything that ever went wrong or if you are that way inclined even attempting to hurt them and hating them; that is never fair to yourself or to them.
I am sure this is not as easy at it sounds; but, unfortunately life wasn’t meant to be easy.
However, hopefully I can still impart some wisdom here that may at the very least help me and hopefully help others find some clarity after the love has been lost.
The purpose of life (as least to me) is to find someone to share your life with; someone you can love who also loves you.
For many of us who have found and lost that for whatever reason; life itself can appear pointless.
I have loved and been loved once.
I miss the love, I miss myself, but most of all I miss Chalice.
When a relationship ends it can do a great deal of damage to one or both parties.
While this is often inescapable; there is a way to at least attempt to minimise the damage.
Communication:
One of the most important aspects of any relationship.
If you truly care about someone as you should still do if you were ever in love with them, you will make the effort to listen to them and to attempt to give them clarity.
It takes two people to love; it may only take one for love to be lost. While it may be easier to protect yourself by blaming the other person for everything that ever went wrong or if you are that way inclined even attempting to hurt them and hating them; that is never fair to yourself or to them.
I am sure this is not as easy at it sounds; but, unfortunately life wasn’t meant to be easy.
Some people can quite easily replace the one they loved, this appears to be the easiest way to gain closure for that person, but it is also the easiest way to diminish the one who still loves you.
Someone who can love completely will make the effort to help someone that they have loved.
In this day and age unfortunately/fortunately a lot of communication is via text/messaging/email etc. While this allows people to be able to communicate easily, it also allows people to ignore communication altogether and leave the other party with no knowledge as to whether their message was even received let alone read.
As I have recently discovered, this lack of knowledge can create great confusion and self doubt.
If you consider yourself to be a decent human being, you should at least make the effort to try to explain your feelings (or lack of them) or at the very least tell the other party that you do not wish to ever hear from them again.
Ignoring or blocking is rude, selfish and shallow.
This may appear to be attacking; however, it is simply my point of view at this time.
My love will never read this as she did not read other words. Perhaps for all I know now, she never did listen to or respect me at all. Right now that is all too easy to believe. Out of respect for her and myself however; I still believe that the love we shared was true and beautiful. I need to believe that.
Love Lost
Monday 18/01/2010
Someone who can love completely will make the effort to help someone that they have loved.
In this day and age unfortunately/fortunately a lot of communication is via text/messaging/email etc. While this allows people to be able to communicate easily, it also allows people to ignore communication altogether and leave the other party with no knowledge as to whether their message was even received let alone read.
As I have recently discovered, this lack of knowledge can create great confusion and self doubt.
If you consider yourself to be a decent human being, you should at least make the effort to try to explain your feelings (or lack of them) or at the very least tell the other party that you do not wish to ever hear from them again.
Ignoring or blocking is rude, selfish and shallow.
This may appear to be attacking; however, it is simply my point of view at this time.
My love will never read this as she did not read other words. Perhaps for all I know now, she never did listen to or respect me at all. Right now that is all too easy to believe. Out of respect for her and myself however; I still believe that the love we shared was true and beautiful. I need to believe that.
Love Lost
Monday 18/01/2010
by sandy28 January 19, 2010
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