Lorenzo

Lorenzo, Is Hard Working, Determined, Sensitive, But Dont Get It Twisted He Will Probably Be One Of The Funniest People You Will Meet In Life. Good With Girls, Big Dick, Italian, He Has A Family That Makes Good Food, He Also Has Been Through A lot So Dont Be Afraid To Talk Out Deep And Sensitive Things With Him, Loves Long Facetime Calls, Overall Lorenzo Is A Great Person

Lorenzo Is My Dad

by Maddison Kyler October 21, 2019

Lorenzo

He should cuff Alexis

Lorenzo loves Alexis

by Youngdaggerdix February 2, 2019

Lorenzo

likes to roll and/or chill in benzos. see multiple N.W.A. and Death Row records.

"you'd rather see me in the pen than me and Lorenzo, rollin' in a benzo"-ice cube

by kidd0 January 27, 2007

Lorenzo Lamas

1). Marginal B Actor/Martial Arts enthusiast who turned heads in the hit 80’s drama Falcon Crest and flashed some skin, roundhouse kicked, and rode a Harley in the seminal Stephen J. Cannell created early 90’s action/adventure hit Renegade. His work as an actor has brought very straight men to engage in homoerotic episodes and impregnated ovulating women who stayed up late watching any number of hilariously made straight to video movies on Cinemax. He currently lives in California.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.

3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.

1). Wow, Lorenzo Lamas really impressed me in Terminal Justice, a tale of cop in the not to distant future with cyborg like qualities.

2). Yeah, Vince is still pulling a Lorenzo Lamas; he is such a loser.

3). You remember that bitch Tina, yeah, she loved the "Lorenzo Lamas"!

by Lance Cumson November 30, 2010

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a bottom. That's the tea sis.

Me: Lorenzo you bottom uwu
Lorenzo: no

by cynicalproblemchild June 4, 2019

lorenzo

A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.

Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"

Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"

~~~

Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"

Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"

Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"

Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"

by BlacknightJB4 December 15, 2010

pull a lorenzo

1.) Puking in the hallway after taking two shots and missing the trashcan, leaving the smell behind to linger for weeks.

2.) Being a complete dick.

3.) Using the lightning in Mario Kart 64 right before another player goes off the Wario Stadium jump.

dude, don't pull a lorenzo all over the carpet.

by Eric Marro January 5, 2009