Litertarian

Noun
1. A person who is literary, one that understands the beauty of language esp. possessing a large lexicon.
2. In the broader sense someone who is profoundly erudite, whose natural faculties are beyond reason.

Oscar Wilde was arguably a litertarian due to his cunning intellect and aptitude for language.

by Litertarian January 12, 2013

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

It is a catchphrase typically used in ironic memes as an excuse for reckless or criminal behavior, often coupled with images of villainous characters. It is used to mock people who abuse a condition or disability to excuse unacceptable behavior. Credit to Know your Meme

You can't attack me I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
You can't hold me accountable I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

by Big Boi Justin December 26, 2021

Gentlemen's Literature

1) Literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. Essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) Dirty titty mags for dirty manslags.

"I say Terrance, lovely collection of gentlemen's literature you have here!"
"Why thank you, Horace. It is a hobby of mine."
"I don't mean to be overtly suggestive, old chap, but this one is sticky!"
"Yes, it is a favourite of mine!"
"Oh my, Terrance, you dirty wanker!"
"Give us a kiss."

by ohohohohoho aye March 23, 2009

liter-a-cola

Larger than a large Farva.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter-a-cola!

by Frank Galikanokus August 20, 2003

lithrosexual

As I have heard it is someone who can have a sexual and or romantic attraction to someone but does not want those feelings returned. I have also heard it is on the Asexual spectrum.

Sasha:I used to have a huge crush on Arthur but when he asked me out I felt uncomfortable and I had to turn him down.
Annie:Sounds like you might be Lithrosexual or Lithromantic.

by Best pseudonym ever December 1, 2015

literal 'net

A phenomenon on the internet that involves the inability and tendency for most people on the "net" to not comprehend when a joke or flippancy is being used in conversation and to credulously take what is said at face value. Hyperbole, bombastic statements, sarcasm and other tools of casual language are completely lost on them. Usually those who have little to no experience with online forums and chat rooms fall into this trap as they are often this dumb in real life. Sometimes children fall victim to this mental lapse, however there is still a chance they can grow a sense of humor before drinking age.

This behavior is often used as a compulsive and lame humor device in conversation which is an "epic phail" because it makes the humorist look like a credulous cretin instead of a sharp satirist. In actuality the idiot can't help but respond to everything they're reading or hearing and just has to make a comment, no matter how stupid. Often because the idiot doesn't know how to socialize normally.

See: gullible.

Molly: "OMG! I laughed so hard watching The Office last night I peed my pants!"
Idiot: "Really? Why would you admit that you peed your pants online? You probably have some kind of bladder condition that you need help for."
Molly: "Really?? Seriously?? I didn't actually pee my pants, dude. Yeesh!"
Idiot: "Then why did you say you did?"
Molly: "WOW! Just WOW! This is sooo literal 'net!"

by thePenciler February 22, 2010

sub-literate

The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.

"Man, why was ridiculous spelled wrong in that email?"

"Probably because Eric is sub-literate."

by TheCox500 January 29, 2009