Laminavize

When a man cums uncontrollably

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: It was great, until I laminavized all over her face!

by Exumist March 12, 2019

lamira

Lamira is a quiet person who can listen but doesn't talk that much if you ever need somebody to listen to your problems she will always be there for you she is a loving person

Hey, lamira can we talk I have something I need to get off my chest?
Sure what's up

by Ms young October 28, 2021

Liaing

lia isnt being lia and now lucia is confused why lia is not lia and is acting not lia.

Lia : "Please don’t do that, it takes up storage"
Lucia : "you are not liaing bozo please where is lia?"
Lia : "Lia is currently in jail for multiple crimes"

by bozo_guck March 4, 2023

lamia

A Greek mythological character. She was Zeus's mistress while he was married to Hera. Hera found out, and being the mean goddess she is, she killed all of Lamia's children, save for Scylla, whom she sent to live under a rock, and most of you probably know that. Anyway, Hera also took away her ability to blink, so Lamia could not rest from the sight of her dead children. Lamia also became a half woman half serpent sort of a creature, because of her mishap. Zeus, however, was not totally heartless. He couldn't bring her children back, but he felt sorry for his former lover and so he let her take her eyes off so she could rest. But Lamia was furious, and she was jealous of all the parents who still had their children. So, she started to suck the blood of children, as a sort of vampiress. She also had a human form of a Libyan queen. So in truth, Lamia was just in love, not evil or anything.

Lamia is not evil, just jealous and lost.

by beaminginlight November 16, 2006

lamictal

A medication used to treat seizures and bipolar disorders. In my opinion, the stuff of miracles.

"They doubled my Lamictal the other day."
"Man, that sucks. Why?"
"Ha. Remember how messed up I was yesterday? SO a high."
"Ohhh yeeaaaahhh..."

by nathalsa December 18, 2004

Liability

1)A person who gives a lot of promises, but never keep them. Note that this word is inapplicable to strangers.
2)Unreliable "pal", who WILL NOT support you in serious situation.

He's just a liability, he'll never show up

by Mr.HipsterPlayingTwister May 5, 2015

Laminated List

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004