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Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"
by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021
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Lentmmoth

To approach the annual Mammoth Mountain Motocross with the same training vigor as Christians do for their yearly tradition of "Lent" -- to show achievement through the sacrifice of a personal vice.

Lent is considered by many plebeians as a month where your goody good friend will give up things such as chocolate, or soda, for a religious cause. Kinda like Ghandi did way back when.

Held in Mammoth Lakes, CA every year, the Mammoth Motocross is considered one of the toughest, drunkest, funnest times on a dirt bike. Only professionals need apply. Elevation is one of the reasons why its so tough, riding moto @7,000ft is no small "feet."
"Dude, my buddy gave up fried foods for Lent. I called him a pussy and said I was giving up weed for Lentmmoth."

"Anyone want to join Lentmmoth with me? I quit drinking weeknights and when I am asleep."
by Doug Perry May 13, 2007
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lenticular

Creates the illusion of depth or the ability to show image moving when viewing a print material through an lenticular lense
3d print lenticular printing lenticular
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Lent dick

When a man gives up sex for lent.
Awe man, my lady was turning me on and I coundn't do a thing. That damn lent dick. Just like limp dick.
by BMD12 February 25, 2018
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Lenteja

Group of people who have failed at love repeatedly without meaning to and/or fail massively at flirting when having great opportunities.
Closely related to the opposite movement of ‘Garbanzismo’ in which a person achieves complete redemption when unintentionally they flirt and succeed.
X proved her Lenteja nature when interreacting with Nico for the first time
by Legumbrismo April 26, 2019
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Lenten

Lenten is a very sexy boy with fluffy hair nd the most gorgeous eyes you'll ever see. named after a rose, he is gentle yet fights like a beast. big muscles nd a body like a work art, he will steal ur heart the second he walks in the room. if you're lucky enough to know a lenten. don't let him get away SEGLKC
by hippopotamus shawty bae January 23, 2022
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lendt

The past tense of lend, not the event called Lent. It's from those tongues that pronounce the word still as if it's the present tense but quickly add something to make it past tense, or when your from the South.
Oh, man. She totally lendt me that thing.
by Master of beargreen August 12, 2023
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