Slut Lender

In reference to banks/credit unions prior to the GFC.... With their careless lending procedures and policies.

Applicant:'I got declined at x bank'.

Friend: 'It's ok Z bank is a slut lender they'll give you a loan for anything'

by The phantom piddler August 15, 2010

lanier

a pedophile with long fingers

"honey, don't give our address. thats a lanier."
"too late."
knock on the door.

by bobmarleylover October 4, 2009

lender

some one who cozies up (lends his ass) for petty benefits especially from a person of authority.

the bosses new secretary is a lender, he got many benefits approved out of turn.

by satccha February 2, 2017

lunier eclipse

slapping your partner in the eyes with your penis.

" i dont want to see your penis, its alright baby i will give you a lunier eclipse."

by nijpac March 28, 2007

Lanier

Lanier is a beautiful, cute, nerd. Lanier always seems to have at least a couple boys crushing on her. She gets good grades and is a boss. Lanier’s have trouble trusting people, if you want to be in her trustworthy friends then you have to prove yourself. Lanier will keep a secret no matter how juicy it is. Though Lanier’s sometimes let there temper get the better of them, they never tear you down and make you feel bad. Lanier’s will be passive aggressive towards friends but that is only because she will be going through something and wants to push people away, you CANNOT let this happen. Lanier’s are difficult to hold on too since countless people want to date her for her pageant worthy looks and scary good grades. Normally with natural red hair and nerdy glasses, Lanier’s will sympathize with everything that goes on, and even though she doesn’t think so, she is the bast friend a guy could ask for.

Guy 1: Who is beautiful Goddess
Guy 2: That is Lanier, the most smartest girl in school
Guy 1: Do you think that she’d go out with me?
Guy 2: No, she is too good for us all.

by Peacoat February 26, 2020

A Randy Lenser

A commercial real estate appraiser who is a real tool.

A Randy Lenser sure is a tool!

by Appraiser's Secretary December 2, 2011

lexierexdoll

a girl on myspace who keeps it classy & lives in the o.c.
one that should reside in the city && loves people and fashion
someone obssesed with christofer drew ingle from nevershoutnever.

omgahhh, it's lexierexdoll!

by buniee April 19, 2009