lemur

A nickname for a rather short person who has great jumping abilities.

Look, at Lemur over there, he sure does tackle funny.

by McConnell November 28, 2006

Lemur to the face

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"

bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry

by remdawgv July 22, 2010

Lemure

Probably the most pathetic of the Devils. Lemures are slaves and conscripts for the larger and more powerful devils. Lemures are ugly blobs, about 5 feet tall and about 100 lbs. Lemures are so stupid that they can't think for themselves. But they can receive telepathic messages.

That huge devil threw a lemure at me! This stuff isn't going to come out of my padded armor for weeks.

by Pit Fiend November 23, 2004

Lemures

Lemures (lem yours)

Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)

1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*

by MissCheena July 29, 2009

LeMuse

To LeMuse a video - to erase footage

My videographer lemused my wedding video.

by Mikovitch September 14, 2011

LeMuse

verb -

1) to damage or lose video footage/material.

2) to deliver an incomplete video.

tense -

present - LeMuse
past - LeMused

"Wow, that video got totally Lemused!"

by Newly Groom September 14, 2011

lemur lick

When your hair is just so messed up your convinced that a lemur visited you in the night and molested the shit out of your hair.

Bobby woke up with a crazy lemur lick

by That lemur May 21, 2017