Lemon Monday

The poor sour look on co-workers faces (as if sucking a lemon) when something or someone has ruined their day. This condition is highly infectious and seems to be more common on Mondays but there is also a high incidence of Lemon Wednesdays especially in the cold dark days of winter.

After observing several employees with this condition, the manager will exclaim, "well it's official, today is Lemon Monday, feel free to express yourself accordingly".

by deadcalm2010 December 1, 2010

Lemonade boomerang

When a man inserts his hard penis in a woman's vagina for sex and urinates in her vaginal cavity then immediately switch to 69 position so the male can drink his own urine straight from her pussy while enjoying some oral sex.

She wanted me to piss in her pussy but that lemonade boomerang was a dirty trick.

by Zaleemae Vamps July 31, 2023

lemon

a fruit that’s the same color as it’s name

ted you bonehead. an orange is the same color as it’s name. just like a lemon

by gabe itch69 April 7, 2019

Lemon over ice

A term used to describe a hot Asian person

Did you see that lemon over ice?

by Jeezitsjess December 2, 2020

Anastasia Lemon

A name that Asian people search online and add for assumed stalking purposes. It is truly unknown as to the reason of why they add all Anastasia Lemons, except that it is also assumed that they are attracted to the name "Lemon".

Anastasia Lemon: "Do I know you?"

"not.. yet.."

by harkall September 16, 2010

Frosted Lemonade

during intercourse, whenever the male urinates and then ejaculates into his partner’s cavity and then sips the mixture out with a straw

person 1: did you hear that bryson had a weird thing for giving the ladies frosted lemonades?

by fuqshi69 March 10, 2022

Don Lemone

A euphemism for an individual with pitiful hygiene, a person who reeks of sweat and bacteria. The king of smells.

There he is, sitting on a moldy couch, back and forth, back and forth, grinning by himself. I was unfazed for I already met him from a mile away, from my home, from my phone, from that discord server that he owns. There I met the greedy scent of Don Lemone.

by The Escort May 14, 2023