Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

Dick lemons by FarmerTim August 19, 2022

Ay you like lemons because I do 

from a flamingo video called "Roblox cart riders VS MY ADMIN TOOLS"
it means if you are asking someone if they like lemons

Guy 1: Ay you like lemons because I do
Guy 2: What?

Ay you like lemons because I do by JuiceBoyBox April 28, 2021

24 Hours of Lemons 

A kickass American endurance racing series involving 500$ crap cans and drunk hillbillies.

"Did you hear SpeedyCop put a Cessna chassis over a toyota minivan? Can't wait to see it at the next 24 Hours of Lemons race"

24 Hours of Lemons by AnthonyWP February 1, 2022

bag of lemons 

when a girls ass is so big/fat it dimples and/or sags.

you see that ass man? bud it prob looks like a bag of lemons without those tna pants

bag of lemons by merkmerk March 8, 2012

sweet lemons 

The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.

Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!

sweet lemons by Derya September 6, 2006

Washing lemons 

Washing lemons is to prepare the anus by cleaning before rimming

Shall we start washing lemons before we start anal coitus

Washing lemons by Arthur mix November 4, 2021

When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

When life gives you lemons by theogcooler May 29, 2018