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Pussy Lassoed

He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped
by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011
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Lasse

A guy so otherworldly intelligent, that people around him think he's a nobody, but in his head he has the secrets of the universe.
You see that guy over there? I bet he's a Lasse.
by Cr3nzer June 20, 2015
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liverpool lass

Liverpool Lass was made patron saint of the internet in 2007. The caring shown towards others and her selfless posting of Angels and words of comfort to those less fortuneate than herself is truly awe-inspiring and has spawned many fans throughout forums across the web.
Her advancing years (her age is guessed to be mid fifties) has given her a multitude of wisdom and caring beyond all others.
Kangaroo's everywhere rejoiced after Liverpool Lass came out on their side following the Austrailian governments decision to cull the kangaroo population.
by Guardalupe Gazongas December 27, 2008
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Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012
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lawsy

Southern dialect for Lordy. Use to express astonishment
Lawsy, that was a hard task.

"As she drove along the winding road to his hunting lodge, she had a premonition that he might be dead, and if so, lawsy-mercy, all of her plans would go up in smoke ... well, unless she talked to his heirs." From: Shiver
by stottle November 14, 2013
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Lussy Locket

It took me a week to get it but I ran up in that bitches Lussy Locket.
by DJ Nucite May 21, 2009
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lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.
Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.
by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009
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