Laritza

An amazing, beautiful, compassionate, caring girl! She'll always guide you in the right direction. Loves to get wild from time to time-- if you have her, keep her! Treat her right though, she easily checks out and begins the quest of finding a better partner.

Dude: I'm falling for Laritza...
Dude 2: If only I had seen her first..

by Bubbafaction March 7, 2013

Lassthole

(n.) The asshole who takes the last of something and does not replace it or notify others that it needs to be refilled.

Jake was a real lassthole when he used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom. I had to waddle to the closet to get a new roll.

*During a party*
Angela: "Why didn't you bring the chips?"
Amanda: "My brother was a lassthole and ate them all."

by Kristophsky October 7, 2013

Last King of Scotland

(Verb) the process in having gas forcibly removed from one's body by having someone reach around a person's upper abdomen with a baseball bat and rolling downward.

In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.

My stomach is killing me, I need to be Last King of Scotland-ed.

Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!

by SCHLUETER August 10, 2019

last samurai

A game played with a group of friends in which the challenge is to be the last one left at a place you wouldn't want to be, such as the site of a recent crime.

When played correctly, the game invites certain doom and dire consequences, much like a samurai charge on horseback up a hill into a line of riflemen and automatic Gatling guns.

"Dude, shouldn't we get going? The cops are nearly here!"
"No man, let's just stay here and play last samurai."

"Lol Chris won that game of last samurai after we took turns pissing in the club. He didn't run til he saw security coming!"

"Man Andrew was truly the last samurai when we went camping. We saw some wolves approaching and decided to play last samurai. ...he's still there."

by OBTS March 17, 2010

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

Avatar: The Last Airbender

A:TLA is the last show on Nickelodeon that doesn't portray good and evil. Instead, the show portrays neutrality, flawed people, mistakes, and perspective. It was even stated on page 147 of the book written by Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko, Avatar: The Last Airbender - Art of the Animated Series.

Many "fans" are in unreasonable denial of this fact and continue to think A:TLA is simplistic.

"The fact that Hama was once friends with Katara's grandmother, Kanna, illustrated a core philosophy of the series: people aren't good or evil, but are either in balance or out of balance." - Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko, Avatar: The Last Airbender - Art of the Animated Series, page 147.

by Anonymous1321612008 June 28, 2010

You've yee'd your last haw

You're gonna die

Friend: wanna get a pizza

me: bet

Friend: starts eating crust first

me: You've yee'd your last haw

by papadusty November 2, 2019