Portugese Landslide

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide

Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Mexican Landslide

A sexual position in which you ride someone in the asshole down a staircase on a mattress

Damn i fucked that girl mexican landslide style

by fpsme October 15, 2007

Trio Lanes

The worst most shitty bowling alley you’ll find in all of ohio.

Let’s go to Trio Lanes! Nevermind, their lanes don’t work.

by ehndjdjdne December 9, 2020

Reverse Mexican Landslide

The act of doing a girl doggy style and riding her down a set of stairs.

Holding her either by her hips, shoulders or her hair to control the slide

Can be done on a matress to ease the slide or bare back

Girl getting reverse mexican landslided does not have to be mexican

"yo after that girl shaun my daley she rode my dude meat down the stairs in a bumpy maneuver i like to call the Reverse Mexican Landslide"

by Ponnett April 6, 2005

spanish landslide

When you jizz in your girl's hair before throwing her down a flight of stairs, with a pre-organised acquaintance waving a red cape at the bottom of said flight of stairs, calling appropriate Matadorial phrases.

Guy 1: Dude I'd just had the best fajita ive ever eaten, so I celebrated by giving my bird a spanish landslide.

Guy 2: Who was your matador?!

Guy 1: Your dad.

by The Mayor Of Flair November 13, 2007

Lancs

The biggest, most sexiest, hottest young male to have ever ventured the world, he loves everything, including the Welsh. In his sexy Partyhat t-shirt and his inability to lay Rachael.

Blind man: Don't we all wish we could have them skinny jeans with the hot hair and the knowledge of Lancs? Blind man 2: Yeah he has the sexiest ass known to man

by Rowlii October 22, 2008

Lands Day

An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia

1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...

by ankle April 20, 2006