Lanyard-less

Verb; To be without possession of a lanyard.

Hey Dave, nice lanyard. This is a comment that would be given if Dave actually had a lanyard. Dave is lanyard-less.

by CptBigBeard January 22, 2021

Linear Algebro-ing

The verb of doing Linear Algebra with your bros.

Hey man, are you down to do some linear algebro-ing later?
-yea man, for sure. We are linear algebuddies!
*makes out passionately (they are both men)*

by ayylmao.TWICE May 5, 2022

contrapositive linearity

The creation of highly resolved lines in art with the use of contrapositive colors on the color wheel (Each set of two contrapositive colors forms a single line across the node (center) of the wheel of colors).

The artistic process used to create hyperreal art.

Contrapositive linearity is the death of postmodernism because juxtaposition is convergence and duality is linearity ie. convergence is in the past.

This contrasts with positive (formalistic) linearity in which juxtaposition is linearity and convergence is duality ie. convergence is the future.

Thus convergence in the past can only happen aesthetically.

by sandraxine August 10, 2018

Left laner

The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.

"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."

by Fartstinker December 13, 2019

Laner

A Laner is a term meaning a mad animal such as a cow where they outlandishly attack human beings or other cows. Usually they are known for moving in a stampede. When there is food present, they go even more crazy and often this develops into Mono.

That Laner went crazy and chased me down the hall sceaming mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by Debbie Connolly April 7, 2003

Lanzarote

Means - same as totty
=> An attractive female.

Means - Official name of a Spanish island of Western coast of Africa, one of the Canary Islands.

"That girl is Lanzarote"

by Jack Adder December 19, 2004

linear jerk

Another form of the ever popular, "circle jerk", where there are only two participants therefore forming a "line" instead of a "circle".

The two participants jerk-off together and when they have both completed the action, they have attained a "linear jerk". Although sometimes referred to as a "linear wank", in the United States it has been growing in popularity in dorm rooms everwhere under the term "linear jerk".

Eric and I were in our dorm room, and it was just us, so we did a linear jerk. Next time you should come and we can have a circle jerk!

by J-P- October 3, 2006