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Lando Bandito

Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late
Check out the Lando Bandito fighting imaginary Pokémon in the keep out area.
by Dicki007 June 24, 2021
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lando

someone who talks to much.
this guy is totally a lando
by checktheloot September 19, 2022
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Dirty Lando

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.
I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.
by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021
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Lando

Lando is the king of ani-tiktok a sexy …. baka owner he’s the swift knight and could have his way with your aunt and mom and sister !
“ Hey this dude is such a lando his shinobi rod can make anyone give in
by syntarddd May 13, 2022
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Lando Effect

This term has two meanings

1. Created by shelovesF1 on tiktok and this is when Lando Norris wears a beanies and looks good doing it

2. Created by Simon Lazenby during the 2022 Australian Grand Prix weekend and it is when Lando Norris makes women cry because he is so good looking in real life and because he is their favourite driver
An example for the first definition
Me : “Did you see Lando’s Post on Instagram?”
Friend: “He absolutely SLAYED the Lando effect”

Example for the second

Friend : “ when you met lando, you definitely had the Lando effect”
Me : “I was definitely crying”
by Notgrandebutcurva April 10, 2022
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lando norris

a fuckin awesome THREE time f1 grand prix winner.
(probably the 2024 wdc and im predicting it rn)
me: did you hear that lando norris won the dutch gp with a winning margin of 22.896s?
bro: peak frfr
by ln4ngel October 8, 2024
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Chloe landos

A loud girl who likes to smell farts
There goes Chloe Landos sucking a fart
by Ethemia214 March 19, 2025
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