hook and ladder

The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.

I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore.

by Carpe_Panton June 13, 2015

Ladder Faggots

Word commonly used by Crackbone, mainly a ladder that can be used to reach a roof where you will be stuck on

Im on your roof, i climbed up them Ladder Faggots

by Hall and oats September 4, 2010

ladder theory

Theory of adult male/female interaction, detailed at intellectualwhores.com. States that men and women can never be friends unless the man is gay, is sober and finds the woman repulsive, or has another woman much higher on his ladder.

Trying to ladder-jump is extremely risky and should not be attempted by the faint of heart.

Ladder Theory defines the Kiss of Death: "I just want to be friends."

by mutante May 27, 2006

Devil's Ladder

Noun: a series of metal rings piercing the underside of the penis, running from just under the head down to near the junction with the scrotum; intended to heighten sensation for both partners during intercourse.

Right after Shawn got the Devil's Ladder he fucked Joyce so hard she couldn't pee without screaming for two days.

by speedog July 27, 2010

Ladder

Skinny stairs

Hey, bring the ladder, I need to climb some skinny stairs!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

Ladder Effect

When you take a large dump and the shit refuses to flush due to its horizontal position in the bowl, similar to a ladder getting stuck when trying to fit through a door horizontally.

I took a huge massive shit but it wouldnt flush due to the ladder effect.

by Sean Beirbower, Rich Spinelli May 10, 2005