Labia Flop

female version of tea bagging

to place vagina squarely on man's/woman's face space

the woman labia flopped the gentlemen's head after beating him in W-H-O-R-E-S

as her boyfriend slept she flopped her labia upon his face as revenge for all the pots and pans in her pockets comments

i just labia flopped that taint bagel

tea bagging fuck that she labia flopped his ass

by pancake penis wide not long January 12, 2011

Labianese

The language of the labia, one who can communicate with the labia can pleasure a woman like no other.

"So Leo, do you speak Labianese?" (Leo grins and slowly extends his tongue until it reaches all the way to the tip of his nose) "Fluently".

by The Muff Merchant April 27, 2013

Labiangitis

Severe inflammation on or around the labia, caused by repetitive irritation or friction.

Karen was dry, but horny, and contracted labiangitis.

by Tuk$ April 7, 2023

labean

A VERY sweet, cute, funny, amazing, smart, girl who i would love to date!

Him1: Im loney and need a labean in my life!
Him2: I know, shes jawsome, and schweet!

by The Schmidt July 24, 2010

Labainus

Labanus= when the Labia and anus meet due to lack of a taint. usually in larger women, but can be used if the woman is packing some serious beef curtains.

Friend#1=hey man, i heard you slept with ol' girl?
Friend#2= yeah, i think i did?
Friend#1= well, didn't you get up in that, i heard its pretty meaty?
Friend#2=meaty? that chick had a Labainus!!
Friend#1=oh well, at least you can say you did her both ways!

by downboy January 20, 2011

Labiaphobia

One who is afraid of the meat curtains

I can't believe that Scott is totally afraid to touch an older woman's vagina. He's got Labiaphobia

by LuvBubble August 14, 2011

labia bumpers

When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.

"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."

by Uromazing March 4, 2014