kosher

1) Blessed jewish food
2) Free from incriminating details

"Always ask for the kosher meal on flights, the staff don't ever spit in those"


"Let's keep this kosher. No references to your depraved sex life"

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

kosher-halal

When something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. So much so, that both Jews and Muslims agree on the validity. In another way, it is so good that Palestinians and Israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.

“That bitch’s arse is sweet”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”

Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”

by Max Louis August 4, 2007

Kosherection

The arousal caused by attractive jewish girls.

I was walking down the street after synagogue, surrounded by jewish women, and I popped a major kosherection.

by jewbee88 July 14, 2011

Kosher Salami

Jewish term for a circumcised penis, affectionate connotation.

Rabbi Levin: I almost choked on the kosher salami!

by Carl Paladino October 15, 2010

sierra kusterbeck

Sierra Kusterbeck is the lead singer for the band VersaEmerge. She's eighteen years old and she's from St. Petersburg, FL. She lied about her age to audition for the band after Spencer, the original singer was kicked out of the band. Kusterbeck told Blake and Anthony that she was going to be eighteen soon, but she was only sixteen at the time. She's most notable for her nose piercings and dirty hair.

Sierra Kusterbeck sounds like Hayley Williams!

Don't comparamore her!

by queefistt August 4, 2009

Kosher Boy

The act of exacting humorous vengeance a flaky, lying girlfriend prior to break up.

Dude, I'm going to Kosher Boy her... I'm going to have her over, then when she's asleep, I'm going to square cut her bangs and write "YOU GOT DUMPED, B****" on her forehead in black magic marker with a semen exclamation point.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

Kosher for Zimmermans

Means that something is very legitimate such that it would meet the high standards of a very religious Jewish person (Zimmerman, being a common Jewish name).

Synonym for legit. Can be used as a question as to somethings legitimacy. Kosher is used not necessarily in religious sense.

Shorthand is "K4Z"

“Foolz on shabbat…Kosher for Zimmermans?”

Male University Student 1: “Should I foolz with my 2nd cousin?”
Male University Student 2:”Dude…so no K4Z”

Fraternity Student 1: “What do you think of that bitty?”
Fraternity Student 2: “Very Kosher for Zimmermans”

by AEPI Jedi April 29, 2010