kumquat

sweet but sometimes cringy. could potentially be a boy and they tend to wear hoods a lot.

wow do you want a kumquat?
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by kumquat or fablish April 21, 2021

purple kumquat

Also known as a sex God! Often confused for an Adonis.

Look at that purple kumquat!

by Oliversuxbig1s March 21, 2022

kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'

by iseesounds February 27, 2021

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia

guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

kumquat

An idiot, fool or poorly informed individual.

AKA: A small fruit bearing tree found in the citrus family that produces edible fruit similar to that of an orange.

You deserve the kumquat award of the year for that stupid comment.

by anonymous December 24, 2020