Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

by sexytacodab December 29, 2016

Krafty Ending

When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.

Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!

by Stonecoldgee February 27, 2019

kraft

A company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.

When I eat cheese, it is likely made by Kraft.

by Cytriko April 3, 2004

kroff dinner

A Canadian delicacy. Sometimes prepared while wearing a pirate costume.

A friend in need is a friend with kroff dinner

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

Kroots

to be messed up; slang to take an action; to get, or to go; to be fubared.
Krootsed, krootser, krootsing. Also, slang for a doob.

"Man, I'm so krootsed!"
"Lets kroots a dootser."
"Time to to doots a kroots."
"Great! Now its completely krootsed!"
"We should get krootsing."

by Beefywhite September 26, 2005

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011