Kniven

Something that Fille got when he was fuckin with Matte

Fille; I am the best in the world.
Mattes Kniv; SLASH, SLASH, ZIING, SLAAASH!
Matte; Kniven! Hahahah KNIVEN!!
Fille; Darn!. I am so gay.

by Matte is Kniven December 13, 2004

kniver

Someone who connives to shiv you

I'm plotting to put a shiv in johnny's side
You're such a little kniver

by Rockalock March 30, 2015

knivel

An evil teacher who wants to eat you whole

Student1: Are you sure she is not a witch?
Student2: Yeah I already threw water on her
Student1: Did you try holy water?
Student2: Of course I did
Knivel: You fucking brats I knew it was you
Knivel: nom nom
Knivel: Haha those little pests deserved it

by Imhappyimnotfidel May 22, 2017

Knivette

A cute pair of sharp arts and craft scissors.

OMG are this knivettes from taget? They’re so cute!

by Slippery Pasta August 23, 2020

Knivette

A pair of cute, sharp, arts and craft scissors.

OMG is that knivette from Target!? It’s so cute!

by Slippery Pasta August 23, 2020

knivesdeservedbetter

a super hot chick who hates scott pilgrim

person 1: hey do you follow knivesdeservedbetter
person 2: yeah theyre so cool and hansone

by maximoffwandaswife November 8, 2021

knive

Slang for Dick

You can stab me with your knive ;)

by Emotional Table April 4, 2022