Pekin, Illinois

White Trash

White Trash is Pekin, Illinois

by theexperts July 28, 2009

University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

the institution of higher education, straddling the towns of Champaign and Urbana, IL, that is secretly controlled by the Coca-Cola conglomerate.

The soda machines at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign are only filled with Coke products.

by beausourire522 November 30, 2004

Carterville Illinois

We don't call it "Anus Illinois" for no reason.

We loves our hometown, Carterville Illinois.

by Louie^2 December 9, 2021

bringing the Illinoise

said by residents of the state of illinois, whilst in another state. this is one form of badassery which residents of illinois are known for. this is usually done by yelling loudly whilst intoxicated.

while at Mizzou, Lisa from chicago walked in the room and declared she is "Bringing the Illinoise!"

by lclrmmmizs December 14, 2010

elwood, illinois

The only thing Elwood has to offer is the ability to see just how screwing your cousin can end up. The whole town is related to each other before the wedding took place.

That kid must be from Elwood, Illinois. You can tell his parents are blood relatives.

by Deanieboys23 May 18, 2017

Athens, Illinois

A town north of Springfield full of hicks, f-boys, racism, homophobia, and republicans. There is nothing to do but hunt, try to get with springfield girls, and go to the gas station. Lots of off brand cowboys.

Lily: “My friend, Amy met a boy from Athens, Illinois.”
Christina: “poor Amy”

by cyclone spirit June 28, 2021

Edwardsville, Illinois

A town outside of St. Louis, Missouri with about 30,000 people. Known for it's athletic success, and also for the douche bags and sluts. While not every one is like this, any and every stereotype you have heard lives here. It is a rarity to find a guy that is not a complete ass hole. Girls on the other hand are slightly more normal, but the vast majority have been known to sleep around a few too many times. The town is nicely built and quaint but stay away from the bike trails during football games where you will encounter a wide range of pot heads. It is rumored to have a high population of heroin users. Although the town is rich, not everyone is a snob.

"Hey that guys smoking a bowl."

"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."

"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."

by Saul and Dale January 31, 2010