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script kiddie

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.
"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"
by Jack July 16, 2004
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script kiddie

A person who downloads exploits, but does not understand or respect them.
That's just a script kiddie using Denial Of Service attacks against my shell again.
by Keith Jesus Wilcox November 1, 2001
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Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.
Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011
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script kiddies

It is generally assumed that script kiddies are juveniles who lack the ability to write sophisticated hacking programs or exploits on their own, and that their objective is to try to impress their friends or gain credit in computer-enthusiast communities.
script kiddies
1) go to: reddit.com/new/

2) In address bar, paste this: javascript:(function f(){var u=$(".down");if(u.length-1){setTimeout(f,650);u1.onclick()} })(),setInterval(function(){$('.hide-button span a:first').trigger('click');},650)();

3) Hit F5
by rrRRVNG December 27, 2009
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kiddie-meth

Ephedrine (EPH) is a sympathomimetic amine similar in structure to the synthetic derivatives amphetamine and methamphetamine. Ephedrine is commonly used as a stimulant, appetite suppressant, concentraton aid, decongestant and to treat hypotension associated with regional anaesthesia. Chemically, it is an alkaloid derived from various plants in the genus Ephedra (family Ephedraceae). It is most usually marketed in the hydrochloride and sulfate forms.
Are you OK?
Sure, I'm just stacking but the kiddie-meth has me sweating.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006
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script kiddie

An idiot 12 year old kid with no social life that runs around in a Jedi outfit and uses some prewritten programs to h4xx0r his school, gets caught printing shit on their network, and is rudely awakened to the fact that this is what he is and he is not under any circumstance a real hacker/cracker at all and should die a horrible flaming death. If you want to meet some script kiddies go to www.illegalworld.com and look in their forum, the whole place is full of em. If your a script kiddie and want to see what real hackers do www.phrack.org is a good place to start.
Wmuhahahahaha now I have all A's in Engrish! WTF? THEY CATCHED MEE?!>!>!:"L"LJ!@:L?????? -dies a horrible flaming death-
by -=-X-=- August 9, 2004
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by Speedracer August 26, 2003
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