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Aliyah: Shawn.. remember how we were both drunk the other night.. and we did it..
Shawn: yes.. what wrong?
Aliyah: I'm pregnant.. with twins..
Shawn: SHIT! WE ARE HAVING KIDS??!*faints*
Shawn: yes.. what wrong?
Aliyah: I'm pregnant.. with twins..
Shawn: SHIT! WE ARE HAVING KIDS??!*faints*
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Kids by mythic_existence October 17, 2021
Kids
A little monsters who always annoy me everytime. They are loud, jerk, hyperactive, and disgusting. They don't know when to shut up
The worst thing if they are screaming and crying inside airplane, I can't handle it and this makes me crazy.
These little bastard are sometimes super curious, they will do everything to figure it out what they want to know and sometimes they will do dangerous things. Sometimes, some parents aren't aware of their kids and let them do everything what they want. That sucks!
They are also fucking disgusting creatures. Their snot always come out of their nose and they eat it! Ewwwww! Or they put their finger to their mouth and touch me with their hands full of fucking saliva.
The worst thing if they are screaming and crying inside airplane, I can't handle it and this makes me crazy.
These little bastard are sometimes super curious, they will do everything to figure it out what they want to know and sometimes they will do dangerous things. Sometimes, some parents aren't aware of their kids and let them do everything what they want. That sucks!
They are also fucking disgusting creatures. Their snot always come out of their nose and they eat it! Ewwwww! Or they put their finger to their mouth and touch me with their hands full of fucking saliva.
Person A: Hey, do you want to come to my house?
Me: Are your wife and your kids at home?
Person A: Yes, they always at home. My both kids are still toddlers and my wife is often overwhelmed to raise the kids. So yeah, raise a kid is so difficult!
Me: Okay, but sorry, I can't come because I'm busy today!
Person A: Okay, I understand that you don't want to meet with my kids
Me: Well, about that ...........
Me: Are your wife and your kids at home?
Person A: Yes, they always at home. My both kids are still toddlers and my wife is often overwhelmed to raise the kids. So yeah, raise a kid is so difficult!
Me: Okay, but sorry, I can't come because I'm busy today!
Person A: Okay, I understand that you don't want to meet with my kids
Me: Well, about that ...........
Kids by nonexistentobject July 3, 2022
Kids
Person one: hey dude, have you watched the movie KIDS?
Person two: never heard of it, but i will watch it
*after watching the movie*
Person two: … what the fuck did i just watched?!
Person two: never heard of it, but i will watch it
*after watching the movie*
Person two: … what the fuck did i just watched?!