Kessler syndrome

Kessler syndrome is what you get when you put so much crap into low earth orbit that one collision between two satellites starts a chain reaction of space junk creation that makes it impossible to keep anything in space without it being destroyed.

Person: I want to put my satellite in orbit of earth but can't because of Kessler syndrome!

by Person1582962 June 17, 2022

Get Kesseled

in which a gay/in the closet guy falls in love with jackson kessel, but ultimately is rejected by jack in the nicest way possible; also can be applied to others besides jack

Ugh, this guy‘s a real player, I feel like i‘m gonna get Kesseled.

by spamkt October 12, 2019

ariel kessler

An Ariel Kessler is the the name of the feeling of having jizz in your eye. When someone busts a nut into your eye you will feel an Ariel Kessler

I'm feeling an Ariel Kessler right now

by Nickolaj November 14, 2019

The Kessie

Verb: To reach around your woman and pluck her nipples as if milking a cow, while doing her in the butt.

"Yeah, I made my wife feel like a real farm animal last night after I gave her the kessie)

by MARXIST2232 July 22, 2009

Kesspass renceuse

Expression used in Montreal by the “racailles” to say “what’s up?”

Obama: Kesspass renceuse?
Tractor: Nothing I’m just watching breaking bad

by patrick bateman is hot June 28, 2022

Kessley

A man who never hesitates to share his mind and often plans to rule the world; a leader type.

"Kessley, even my ipod thinks your the messiah..."

by o.0!? September 12, 2011

Kessler

Legendary last name that only a real “G” would have.

guy 1: who’s that smoke?

guy 2: that’s a Kessler.

guy 1: that explains it all.

by funny jokesss June 13, 2018