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Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.
Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.
by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021
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Kelley Square

A large deathtrap in Worcester, MA consisting of two rotaries and several roads intersecting them. Only the bravest of the brave and/or the craziest of the crazy should even attempt to drive through it.
I drove through Kelley Square yesterday. It was insane!
by Allison Bobb December 18, 2010
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Ardrey kell

A stupid ass school where most of the teachers are dumb and all the students do heroin. Biggest school in cms so halls are always crowded. Filled with rude ass privileged white kids who think their better than everyone. Don’t even get me started on our administration.
Friend: hey

Student at Ardrey Kell:
If your wondering why they didn’t say anything, it’s cause they overdosed on heroin and died
by Ya motha 123221 January 23, 2019
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Helen Keller karaoke

When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.
"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."
by Rodya May 16, 2009
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Keller Women

Fake women on Myspace and various dating websites. The women do not actually exist(except in photo form), but are there to lure you into porn sites, credit card scams, and things of that nature.
They are usually scantily clad and "horny".
The term began from the large number of "fake" women residing in the sleepy town of Keller Virginia.
"Jesus Christ, I got 7 friend requests from Keller Women today."
by Beerends December 26, 2008
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kealohilani

The name kealohilani is a Hawaiian name that means the brightness of heaven. Kealohilani is the brightness of heaven. Kealohilani gets mad very easily, kealohilani is happy most of the time. Kealohilani gets bullied but she is still very happy. Kealohilani is to be used as a beautiful person. Kealohilani is fun, smart, pretty and very caring towards others, also crazy.
Kealohilani is the brightness of heaven. A nice girl
by Melelani June 20, 2017
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kellen winslow jr.

1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.

2. Claims to be a soldier.
It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier
by Dan March 2, 2004
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