keizersheckt

fag, i made this word up way back in the day

you are such a keizersheckt

by chris October 5, 2004

keyber

A person with an extremely large penis

I heard from Jenny that Tom is totally a keyber

by Louie ralphsace July 27, 2014

Kerber

A very nice person

damn dude stop acting like a kerber

by fifty shades of gray February 11, 2019

keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.

i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.

by MLui April 12, 2008

keifer

a young boy who you made out with once or twice then he turns into your stalker that you can seem to get rid of no matter how hard you try

sue: do you remember the guy from the party?
meg:the one you made out with?
sue; yeah well he keeps texting me
meg; gosh hes such a keifer!

by funfun123 February 13, 2010

Kiberis

One hot pimp, usually gets the women with his looks.

Oh my god, its Kiberis!

by NickyOhSoFine December 6, 2006

Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.

"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"

by Zyte January 15, 2009