Keonie is a sexual goddess plain and simple. She’s always down for an adventure but she’s just as happy with dinner and a movie. She’s smart, sassy, but has the biggest heart for the ones she loves. Definitely knows how to fight. She usually comes equipped with two twin Gatling guns for biceps that would even make Sarah Connor blush. Will make up her own lyrics and you’ll be ok with it…trust me 😉.If you live with a keonie, her love language is acts of service and loves to take care of her partner. Last but definitely not least, that pu**y 🔥
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I’ve got 99 problems and Keonie ain’t one, hit me 👊🏼
by P3t3 Jones November 22, 2021
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Get the kleoniki mug.Keyoni is a very nice and sweet person who loves everyone keep and mind she is not always nice . She is super loyal and a big freak . She has many friends but gets bullied a lot she is sensitive and once she is in love then there is no going back who is ever with her is very lucky
by Yep it’s me but u don’t no January 21, 2022
Get the Keyoni mug.The Keenis is but an extremely large penis owned by Keenan, which is why all the girls will forever swoon over him. This penis is so incredibly large that it has ultra regeneration and can be passed out to all without affecting its perfection
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Person 1: "hey man, did you get your daily dose of Keenis juice?
Person 2:" no not yet, I heard this one gives you powers?
Person 1: "yeah man, hes so attractive
Person 2:" no not yet, I heard this one gives you powers?
Person 1: "yeah man, hes so attractive
by Keenis Owner March 28, 2022
Get the Keenis mug.he is a conservative and soft spoken guy(until alcohol is added in the picture). he loves his girl with all of his heart and will do anything to keep her happy. though he might seem tough on the outside he is really a softie. he likes to be called a “Baby Dragon”. if you do call him by that name you have to be ready to face the consequences. i’ve heard from one of his seven dwarfs that he creampied her out of spite for the misuse of his epithet. looking past that he is a gentleman and a lover.
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