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shit kebab

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!
by BarryBurton August 8, 2006
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Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.
"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"
by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
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Ugthanki kebab

A type of food in the MMORPG Runescape.

Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab

Enjoy.
Steve: Heyo Mike Thomas, would you like a delicious Ugthanki kebab?
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .
by Holla_Back17 July 19, 2009
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hairy kebab

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.
by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006
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Kebab legs

When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.
Guy A: You got with that girl last night?

Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!
by Shouldbeworking22 May 16, 2014
mugGet the Kebab legsmug.

Dirty Kebab

A dirty kebab is a donner kebab meal you get from a takeaway and eat as you have a long walk home from the sesh
by Kiercn November 16, 2019
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Kebab o'clock

Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?

Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!
It's kebab o'clock, can't wait for that foot-long kebab sliding down my throat!
by nicmart June 19, 2011
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