Guy: Her kardashian was staring at me from miles
Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning
Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning
by Hotlips69 June 07, 2011
This is what happens when the ugly girls have to stand in line, until the prettier girls get in. Or when black women patron a black club(in LA) and are told to wait, but then some mud duck get's to walk up and be let right in.
Promoter-"Ladies, you have to wait here, we're only letting in 2 at a time."
Woman- "But we're on the guest list."
Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."
Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"
Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...
Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"
Woman- "But we're on the guest list."
Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."
Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"
Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...
Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"
by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010
Girl: So what did you get me for our one Kardashian anniversary?
Guy: Um, I didn't know we did those...
Guy: Um, I didn't know we did those...
by assam z September 11, 2012
The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.
by Somarity February 07, 2019
Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?
Guy2: Haha palm trees
Guy 1: What?
Guy2: Haha palm trees
Guy 1: What?
by fattynooblife June 28, 2018
Plastic model-type on their Insta, bridge troll in real life. Doesn’t fathom the difference. You wouldn’t envy them in person. Probably blame their momager.
She was such a kardashian, I almost threw up.
The restaurant should’ve been named kardashian, best viewed in low-light.
Zoom meeting full of kardashians, weird angles and filters.
She was cute til I met her in person, she kardashianed me.
The restaurant should’ve been named kardashian, best viewed in low-light.
Zoom meeting full of kardashians, weird angles and filters.
She was cute til I met her in person, she kardashianed me.
by Diccionariario May 01, 2020
the 100% toxic barbies and every other day they go to the Bahamas and Italy to leave their boyfriends and husbands behind
ally: hey you wanna hang out with the Kardashians tomorrow? Kayla: umm no they said on insta they are going to the Bahamas and Italy the next day
by hello world-?????? March 13, 2020