Karen-in-law

A Karen-in-law is the worst possible version of a mother-in-law to whom you are related.

"My Karen-in-law created a major fucking scene earlier because someone asked her to wear a mask."

by RestingMurderFace August 3, 2020

Fat Karen

(Noun / title) Any typical sad overweight white woman 35-55 years old, who imagines their past bits of minor glory as a former teen gymnast, taekwondo green belt or sold the most Girl Scout cookies one Spring once, outweigh having turned into a depressing sad, overweight cow. Often such women live their lives on social media or talking to strangers in the street, commenting on things they disapprove of, preaching unsolicited lessons.

(Also common: Fat Tina, Fat Jennifer, Fat Claire, etc.)

"I was hanging out at the mall when some Fat Karen came up to me and said I shouldn't be feeding my toddler McDonald's. She gonna try to make *ME* feel guilty, when she weighs 280 lbs because she was once a student athlete 3 decades ago?!"

by DarnellSaysBoo June 14, 2019

Karen Walker

The alcoholic, pill-popping, sexaholic, bisexual, lovely socialite that Megan Mullally plays on the show 'Will and Grace'. Yayy for Karen.

I was drinking a martini last night, and I looked exactly like Karen Walker.

by Jaci <3 December 3, 2005

Karan

A hot, alluring, smart brown guy. Karan has curly/ wavy dark brown hair, long eye lashes and mesmerising brown eyes. His knowledge is infinite and he will reel you in with his mere intellect alone.

He has beautiful, supple skin and a perfect toned body. Their lips are plump, juicy and extremely kissable. Karan loves the finer things in life and he will sometimes distance himself from you if they find you bellow their respective level.

However, once you get to know Karan, your life will change… He can mess with you mind using a balance of toxicity and playful flirting. When he likes you, you will eventually succumb to him.

He loves women and women love him, even though they know he is a player. Brunettes adore him but blondes are his kryptonite, his fatal flaw…
Be careful, he is dangerously beautiful.

Karan is so fucking perfect, I savour the way he looks at me…
or

I wish I was riding Karan right now, i’m throbbing…

by summerwildflowers😉 May 1, 2022

Being a Karen

Karen is an entitled person that complains to the manager about things that other people would not complain about.

Mom: "I'm going to tell the manager that your order of fries is too small."
Embarrassed Child: "No, mom. You are being a Karen!"

by MrAdventurous February 16, 2020

karen

karens are rude ass people who just never stop complaining and call the cops for no reason

"omg your standing 50 ft away from me, im a karen, and that is sexual abuse im calling 911"

by mexicanpikachu October 2, 2020

karen wank

Anything that makes a Karen cream her pants. This includes but is not limited to:
Being told she must do something
A request of hers being refused
A new rule being implemented
Any opportunity to complain
More than one manager currently available
Too much lettuce on their fast food burger.

Oh god, too much lettuce....that's another Karen Wank.

by KosherBob January 6, 2021