Jewish Jukebox

A cash register or money box.

At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

by Joe2009 October 13, 2009

Jukked

Getting jukked can mean a couple of things:

A. To stumble, get tangled up, clipped or twisted

B. To get laid

A. Dude, that gymnast's wrist just got so Jukked and he cracked his brain!

B. Yo, i was about to finger bang Kymie last night and Anthony crept in the room and started chirping 'juk'? 'juk'? That faggot ruined my whole session!

by Louis Skolnick June 21, 2006

jukeabililty

the ability to juke often resulting in the domination and embarrassment of the opponent; exceptional jukeability may result in the breaking of ankles either literally or figuratively

jukeabililty
DAMN! Reggie Bush has mad jukeability, yo.

DAMN! Rosie O' Donnel has negative jukeability, yo.

by DGgator March 13, 2009

juged

juged a word that means "hang" with someone/other people

I like to juged whit other people

by EDGD_MainG_EDGD April 5, 2018

Juke Jam

When friends or a couple or something in that matter come together and listen to music and just talk.

Hey man are you going to jakes juke Jam tonight ?

by Balltilifall_ July 25, 2019

Spartan jukebox

Swedish term referring to the act of penetrating ones crush from behind, while wearing a spartan helmet and singing famous songs from the 60’s such as Good Vibrations. At the moment of ejaculation, the man shouts out the simple term: ”THIS IS SPARTA!”.

Friend: Hey man, wanna chill tonight?

You: Nah, bruh. Imma meet up with Greta tonight to perform the Spartan Jukebox

Friend: Habibi, good luck my nibba

by hshsba October 17, 2019