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Jowep

n. (From the Latin 'Jowus' meaning 'hairy' and 'Eppia' meaning 'stupid')
This rare long-furred creature is found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. Nobody is sure whther it is nocturnal or diurnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It spends a huge amount of time communicating with similar species via an intelligent long-range communication system. Often, a Jowep will travel with a Martman (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgonnabuyoneofthemus) to a place near Priory Park known as James' house. Here they scavenge for food and fulfil their entertainment needs. Sometimes the Jowep will sleep, but iot needs just two hours per night.
"What the hell is wrong with that thing?" "Nothing, that's just a Jowep."
by LovableGoon December 7, 2004
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JOWP

Jerking Off While Playing. Can refer to the actual act of masturbating while playing a video or sports game or simply being so useless at said game that it's as if the person is jerking off while playing. Originated from World of Warcraft.
Thelseah: Esphelon, why are playing like shit? You're not healing anybody!

Esphelon: JOWP.
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Jowee

A funny loud girl who makes fat jokes 24/7 and always has something to say. She often finds herself in stupid situations with her bessums and often does a 'turtle position' when in bad times. Has a great fashion taste and her hair is always like, perfect. Without her, one would be lost.
Guy: Every person needs their Jowee!
Other guy: Duuude, i know right?
by Wonga! October 22, 2011
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blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.
"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"
by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005
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jowsome

something that is so incredibly wonderful and great that you giggle and pee your pants just thinking about it. Derived from "owsome" which is derived from "awesome"
Man, last night we got drunk and entered that dance contest and won $5,000, then celebrated at the Double T Diner over some pancakes and bacon. It was JOWSOME!
by K Stizzle September 20, 2005
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Joward

He will be the best MLB Player in the world. He is the most handsome guy in the world. He is also the cutest guy in the world.
Joward is the best.
by Julia 99 May 30, 2018
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Jowel

A big sack of skin hanging from your chin. It resembles a turkey
That fat irish guy has a huge jowel flopping around, doesn't he?
by Robert James November 20, 2003
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