This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."
"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."
"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."
"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."
by the crab show July 8, 2009
Get the make a phone call to John Waynemug. Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."
by J. Lightning August 27, 2010
Get the drop off John Waynemug. by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008
Get the Hung like John Wayne Bobbittmug. The pencil thief from space force.
by Fatcockdisorder69 June 1, 2020
Get the Wayne Johnmug. ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne
by shay shay baby April 12, 2008
Get the a box of dem thangs that killed john waynemug. (n. - pejorative)
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014
Get the John Wayne Maybemug. a place for sexual intercourse.
by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011
Get the John Wayne Campmug.