jhensen

The best person alive. Really Really REally REally ReALLY reALLY reALLY ATHLETIC and tall and fast. Mentally slow.Hates kia Souls and Hondas. Drives a GTR not in his dreams in real life. Is the best Football player and soccer player. He is very good at any sport. He will kick your ass in any sport even cricket. Drives motorcycles. Is about 6 feet tall. Has been through jumanji and is best friends with Christian,Abel,PJ and his nigga Tray homie quan. He best best best friend is chiquito. He is a blood and hates blue. hE HAS A FAMILY AND IS VERY VERY SUPPORTIVE. hE IS A DAD OF FOUR CHILDREN. HIS FAVORITE QUOTE IS "WASSSSSUUPPPPPPPPPPPP GIRRLLLLLLLLLLL."

fUCK YOU JHENSEN.

by BIGBOYAMBER May 30, 2018

jensen-level

1. (adj) nerdy to an elite or exclusive level, especially in topics such as track and field, dinosaurs, or private islands

The new kid isn't just a geek... he's like a jensen-level geek.

by user8187174 March 1, 2021

Jensen

She is one of the most Kindest person you will meet. She loves to make everyone happy and thinks more about everyone but her. She is the prison who talks about Jesus and will tell you everything you need to know. Jensen is so funny and will make everyone’s day better. Her beautiful face makes the entire world feel better. When having a bad dream all you have to do is look a jensen and she will comfort you til the very end. If you find a jensen never leave her because she will never leave you. If you lose her always make sure you have a tracker on her, she gets lost very fast and always needs a buddy.

Is Jensen home, in need her!

by Ispeaktothetrees May 25, 2023

mighty jensen

A man with an abornormally small penis. Good looks but when he brings the ladies back to bed, they laugh at his small size.

" Haha, he had such a mighty Jensen!! "

by Jiantchocatelace March 2, 2014

Stiff jensen

When you shit on your fist before landing a jab

Did you see that fight last night that guy pulled a stiff Jensen.

by The real Minnow September 12, 2020

Levi Jensen Ballegrep

Levi Jensen Ballegrep is the famous ballegrep. In order to use the ballegrep you have to find Levi Jensen. Levi Jensen is a dieing monkey race. You have to put your hand on his balls in order for it to work.

Oh shit there’s a Levi Jensen over there! Let’s use the famous “Levi Jensen Ballegrep” on him!

by whalla gangster May 27, 2021

Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen

The worlds most beautiful girl ever. Truely a one of a kind person. Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen will be the type of person who loves you no matter what. threw heaven or hell :)

She really lives him, she must be a Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen

by yoyoungmoney December 30, 2013