Jardine

An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.

Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.

by DeucieColeman December 31, 2011

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Jtard

Jtard is a general term to describe those who are overly obsessed with Japanese-"things".
"things" can be ANYTHING - so long as its somehow related to Japan, the Jtard will show a sudden heightened interest.

Common Symptoms of a Jtard are:

- complete obsession with "Japanese" things

- goes into COMPLETE denial when you tell a Jtard something they perceive to be Japanese isnt

- racist in the sense they believe Japanese is superior all others (ex. if an 'anime' isnt Japanese made, a Jtard will deem it a cartoon or of lessor value)

- express ridiculous love of the Japanese Culture (while having very little actual knowledge of it)

- express love for the Japanese language and often try but fail to learn it

- believes Japan is the most perfect utopia to have ever graced the Earth (without knowledge of political and social aspect of Japan society IRL)

- Completely ignorant to Japanese HISTORY (other than their favorable samurai anime era)

- has a huge stash of J-stuffs

- an Otaku

- falsely believes other Asian cultures are Japanese

- is extremely annoying to non-Jtard in their non-stop usage of pseudo-Japanese, anime-reference that no one understands, and misconceptions of actual J-culture

- Takes extreme offense to anything negative about Japan. The Jtard refuses to believe anything can be negative about Japan other their own preconceived notions.

- Lacks awareness of the real world events. View of world is thru an anime.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Jtard: "Ahh I love Japanese, its the most beautiful language in the world... listen to those Japanese girls talking over there!"
Person: "um. Those are Koreans."
Jtard: "NO THEY ARE NOT THEYRE JAPANESE! I CAN TELL, I LOVE JAPAN!"
Person: "sigh.... Jtard"

EXAMPLE TWO:
Person: "Whatcha doing?"
Jtard: "Looking for anime to watch."
Person: "That one looks good."
Jtard: "Ew, it was drawn by a Caucasian, its a total anime wannabe, so pathetic, I'm not watching it."
-- silence --
Person: "You draw right?"
Jtard: "Yeah, so whats your point?"
Person: -_- (stupid Jtard... he just racism'd against him/herself)

by booya123 January 28, 2010

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Jardyn

A jardyn is an amazing boy. A boy who will treat u with respect and have tonnes of crack up fun with. He is the most amazing beast friend you could ever ask for. He looks like nemo and is the cutest most innocent person you will ever meet. He is quiet but loud when ya get to know him. If u find yourself a jardyn don’t screw it up because u will miss him trust me. I love jardyn

Dang u have a jardyn luckyy

by lolxdwhydoidothis October 9, 2018

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Jardae

Jardae is the most fun and exciting person you’ll ever meet. She’s very energetic with the right people! Her presents at first seems to be “mean” or “cold” but her personality is a whole other person. She’s super sweet and easy to talk to, she basically gets along with everybody and is a people pleaser. She talks a lot so there’s never an “empty” or “awkward” moment with her! She gets angry quickly if you get on her bad side, she also gets really defensive when you mess with her friends are family! Although she doesn’t at it; she’s very intelligent and open-minded. Don’t be afraid to go talk to her!!

Jardae is so sweet! Jardae is the coolest! How do you not know Jardae?

by usuallynotaround April 19, 2022

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