Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010

Jesus Jeri

Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did

Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous

Person 1: I just bought tickets to a concert for tomorrow!

Person 2: Jesus Jeri!!

by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023

Jericho

he’s a really nice guy, loves to make jokes and likes thick people, just like him.

wow jericho is sooo thick.... oh yeah thicker than thotiana

by jericho’s cute a$$ March 14, 2019

Leeroy Jenkins

is apparently stupid as hell, but at least possesses chicken.

Leeroy Jenkins went from gaming in-joke to world-wide fame.

by Quint Sakugarne January 11, 2007

Balls of Jericho

The Balls of Jericho is a sex act of biblical proportion. A man squats over a woman, facing her feet, and inserts his penis in her mouth. He simultaneously places his scrotum over her nose, preventing her from breathing.

Only one punishment will sufice, she must endure the Balls of Jericho!!!

by The Battousai July 20, 2004

The Leeroy Jenkins

When you and your partner discuss at long the intentions of your sexual persuits right before you make love. Then at the last second the male abandons all this and screams, "Leeroy Jenkins!" and just penetrates and goes to town.

We spent an hour cuddling and "planning" last night before me and my wife were going to do it. Then right when she was ready to start pulled The Leeroy Jenkins, screwed the plan and went right in!

by Grenbail July 12, 2007

neely jenkins

Vocalist in the tap dancing band Tilly and the Wall. One cool chick, that sports straight cut bangs and a childlike smile, even though shes 30ish. Former childhood girlfriend of Conor Oberst (frontman of the renound Bright Eyes), and was in the band Park Ave. with him.

Hey LOOK! It's Neely Jenkins! That's one cool chick.

Those bangs are so Neely. I'm loving them.

by bottleup_explode September 13, 2005