Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015

jerky turkey

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all

Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!

by Meatballz April 17, 2008

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.

Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!

by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010

jerky boy

The Jerky Boys; A snapperhead or rubberneck, one who make prank phone calls, one who jerks alot, a idiot, one does things without thinking

Watch the Jerky Boys Movie. This jerky boy thinks he can win a fight with me.

by vr5ken July 21, 2006

fart jerky

A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky

Your breath smells like fart jerky.

by TheInfamous1 April 23, 2016

Spooky Jerky

A type of boner that is caused by fear.

Dude I saw Paranormal Activity and I got so scared I got spooky jerky.

by McPhrof March 31, 2019

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019