juergen

Juergen is guys name for people who get drunk on the weekends and regrets it Sunday afternoon. Still they do it again next Saturday.

I was so drunk, Juergen.
Juergen, Juergen, Juergen i have such a shit headache.
Another Juergen and i will die a horrible death.

by FranzE February 2, 2010

Jeroen

Is super hot

het is hier echt heet is jeroen hier ofzo?

by Anoniempjexx September 3, 2018

Jeroen

The man with a heart so sweet, a soul so gentle and a spirit so young. Raised tenderly, exuding love wherever he goes. He radiates in any room he enters. He reigns masculinity, always knowing what he wants and goes for it with consistent will power. The type of guy to fall in love with a thousand times over. He’ll make you feel safe and wanted, in ways you’ve never experienced before. He is diligent and kind, you’d swear he was made of pure gold. He looks like a greek god with his God-like sculpted physical attributes. If you’re ever lucky to encounter a Jeroen, make sure you snag him for yourself. You’ll be the luckiest person, because if there’s one thing Jeroen knows how to do- is love you for who you are completely.

I’m in love with you Jeroen, my baby.

He’s raised so well, you can clearly tell he is Jeroen.

by sabrinaselinahawes November 30, 2021

Joergen

A horse from youtuber Pewdiepie's minecraft series. People often confuse the name with Jorgen. This horse passed away. So people known as redditors made things called memes about it. Quote from Pewdiepie: "So sad."

"Joergen was like the father I never had. I loved him like a son."

by P0ppyGl0ria July 8, 2019

Jeroen

Noun: A Jeroen is an optional gear for newer cars. When you shift into Jeroen, your car will automatically steer you through the nearest Pizza Hut, rave, and Bed & Breakfast in that order.

Verb: Making a dramatic entrance into an unassuming atmosphere, doing a hair flip, then sauntering out again.

I'm feeling saucy, time to shift into Jeroen!

I wish these kids would quit jeroening, it's quite distracting, isn't it?

by Dadadadeedeedee February 5, 2010

Jürgen

a man whore

“how tf does jürgen get all those hoes?” “dude, hes a man whore.”

by yeetyboybaahahaha February 14, 2019

Jerlenely

Adjective.

1) taking a very long time to do something very simple
2) Never picking up the phone
3) The act of ditching your friends
4) The act of making unnecessary risk assessments of their relationship. (ie. what do we do when we break up and have an argument?)

Hey! Stop being so Jerlenely!

by It'sAJerlenelyThing December 10, 2010