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Jenson Smith

Jenson Smith is slang for calling someone a fucking neek and a dwarf.
Dude! That kids a Jenson Smith
by schmucklover July 5, 2024
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dirty jenson

i have dirty jenson
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody
Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson
by woody7192 April 11, 2024
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Henri Jeanson

Henri Jeanson is a French-Laotian "person" who perpetually loses against the ever magnanimous Bee Yan'kyaa.
He is also the ultimate 🧃 and will steal your things despite your good faith and he also takes Art (no wonder hes homeless)
Person 1: "Is that Henri Jeanson at the shelter?"
Person 2: "Obviously he took GCSE Art"
by YoungPerpendicularQuarter February 9, 2025
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Henri Jeanson

A "Henri Jeanson", so to speak, is a phenomenon in which all the world's charisma, magnetism, charm, intelligence and generally all attributes considered to be peaks of humanity are coalesced into a mortal form - designated Henri Jeanson. This scantly seen entity walks the Earth truly devoid of flaws, merely observing the comparatively sullied environment around itself, taking notes for machinations beyond the descriptive scope of our lexicons. Truly a being of praise.
"I am become Henri Jeanson" - Henri Jeanson
by SirEggulous May 3, 2025
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Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.
Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"
by Monfredi November 15, 2022
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A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.
That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo
by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025
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