JESUSGOTHOES

No boundaries to RELIGION , An (inside joke) to Christianity a Subliminal message on belief to all religions

(An alter ego created by jawuancornelius)
a.k.a//"JESUSGOTHOES"

"You can belive in me but im not here to save anybody" JESUSGOTHOES

by JESUSGOTHOES (jawuancornelius) February 6, 2019

jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019

Green Jesus

This is Thrall's actual identity

"Oh thank green Jesus!"

by RinAteYourCheeseSticks July 8, 2018

Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.

Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!

by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010

Oh My Jesus

To get over excited over something.

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS

by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010

jesusfuckingchrist

A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.

When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.

Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.

by rockythecat December 5, 2009

Jesus Beam

Toki's Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken (North Star Humanist Face Breaking First) from Hokuto no Ken (First of the North Star). A Fatal KO in the fighting game.

Jesus Beam how to:

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"At least you can die without pain..."

by Master Bigode April 29, 2010