Jebus

The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.

SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"

by The Real Jebus July 8, 2006

Jebus

Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.

Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...

by William Nownes April 21, 2005

Jebus

The cousin of Jesus.

Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."

by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007

Jebus

An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs

Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!

by Hellfired December 16, 2008

Jebus

The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.

"Help! Save me, Jebus!"

by The S April 12, 2005

Jeabus

Means I'm in deep shit

You walk into a room and find yourself walking towards the stage when the lights turn on and you find that the room is full of gay men. Your responce would be JEABUS

by Ace November 22, 2004

jebus

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

by mavi September 7, 2007