turkey jizz

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.

Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?

by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009

jizz tree

A jizz tree is the term for the Bradford Pear tree (Pyrus calleryana) whose flowers emit a smell like semen.

Comedian Bob Kelly once puked when smelled his mic screen after it was smeared with flowers from jizz tree.

by Watsonia February 21, 2014

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017

Jizz

When a guy shoots white sticky love juice out of his dick.

Shoot the jizz and out you is

by Onlydicknot August 5, 2018

wizzy jizz

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

by tbar May 20, 2008

Jizzard

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

by 1921 June 1, 2011

grizz n jizz

to ejaculate after sex with a lip of grizzly dip in your mouth

Hibideedee Hobideedee I pulled the grizz n jizz on in the back of my pick up truck last night woowee

by favre261 August 25, 2010