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Janssen

Guy: Janssen's a true friend
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Janene

Janene's are usually sweet quiet girls that tend only to get mad when their territory is disrupted by drama. Always puts family first before herself. Not ugly, not plain just some where in between. Great problem solvers. Health care providers and make great mothers and wives
Janene only gets mad when you mess with her kids other then that shes a sweet heart.
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Jasen

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He always knows how to make you happy when you’re sad or when you need someone to talk to he is there. He is the most understanding, patient person you’ll ever meet. He will always take his time to do the little things that will make all the difference.

He will make you cum like never before, leg shaking, your body is being exorcised type of shit. His cock and cum are so yummy, you will dream about them constantly.

He is so hot and has such a nice ass that, you'll wonder how you managed to acquire him.

He doesn't bring any douschbag qualities to your relationship, just good vibes and affection.

He is so much fun and so witty, he will keep you laughing all day and all night.

If you manage to meet a Jasen you are one lucky son of a bitch.
Jasen is thee greatest, hottest, and funniest person I've ever met! I love him so much!
by ILoveJasen:);) January 15, 2023
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Rudi Jensen

Rudi Jensen is a very stellar and soft spoken bad ass who is genuine in every way. Very caring, outgoing and gentle. Can be a beast and savage at times. Will help anyone at any chance. Such a poetic and inspiring man. Very sexy and muscular viking
Rudi Jensen is such a sexy inspirational beast
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Jack Jensen

A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.
Wow That Kid Has So Many Girls He Must Be A Jack Jensen
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Sunk the Jensen

Or Sinking the Jensen. In an effort to show a lady you are fond of, your great level of affection and you are shot down. You have sunk the Jensen
Bill: hey Nick, what happen to asking out Sally?
Nick: I Sunk the Jensen
by SwagmastaD December 10, 2014
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Erik Jensen

A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.

1. Massive Baby Back Bitch

2. Retard

3. Douchbag

4. Homo

5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.

6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.

2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".

3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.

4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".

5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.

6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013
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