jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.
Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.
by applebottomjeans March 04, 2008
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possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008
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Jaffa

He’s a Jaffa
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Jaffa

Northern Ireland slang for Protestant or Unionist. Comes from the Jaffa Cake, a sponge cake of chocolate and orange. The color orange is closely associated with Protestantism and Unionism in Northern Ireland
Dave’s a good friend of mine even though he’s a posh Jaffa.”
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell February 20, 2024
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Jaffa

Morgan Spice is a Jaffa
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JAFFA

British Army slang for Just Another Fat Fucking Arsehole.
"How did that new Sergeant get his fucking stripes? He's shite."
"JAFFA, pal. JAFFA."
by Cannon_Fodder_Grunt July 19, 2022
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Lil Jaffas

Is a truly sexy man he loves giving Antonio sexual pleasure and he showers with him daily. Everyone inspires to be like this man as he has 4 dicks and 14 wives and 90 kids and not to mention he's a man of god he loves Santa and has 10 kids with Santa, Santa gets anything Ashton wants even a BJ and head he also loves all forms of men that have a dick longer than an ant
Hey Stacy your such a mabes babes
Omg that's such a Lil jaffas
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