Laptop Jaffa

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.

Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!

by Aidy_is September 30, 2008

ginger jaffa cake

some 1 who is has ginger hair and is abit tuby arond the belly and plays rugby as a foward

example of a ginger jaffa cake is dj boogie woogie and the sugar puff monster

by nick 6457645765 September 28, 2009

Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008

hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.

"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"

by sour bras October 4, 2012

Batty Jaffa

A male who cannot produce sperm from his penis.

'I heard there was problems in the bedroom, but I didn't know he was a batty jaffa!'

by Wheres Wally October 8, 2007

dirty jaffa

The act of ploughing you best friends mother cause why the fuck not.

Wow Johnny really just pulled a dirty Jaffa on me.

by Autistic tangerine April 12, 2020

Haffa Jaffa

Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.

Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.

by ManofPenistone May 8, 2022