jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

Doing a Jaffa

Being extremely indecisive in all aspects of life

Eg. You said you were going to get a cat for the last 2 years. You are always doing a Jaffa

by Rando5405 October 14, 2018

Jaffa

A man who is firing blanks.

Morgan Spice is a Jaffa

by Barnott November 30, 2021

JAFFA

British Army slang for Just Another Fat Fucking Arsehole.

"How did that new Sergeant get his fucking stripes? He's shite."
"JAFFA, pal. JAFFA."

by Cannon_Fodder_Grunt July 19, 2022

Jaffa Snake

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.

"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Jaffa

Northern Ireland slang for Protestant or Unionist. Comes from the Jaffa Cake, a sponge cake of chocolate and orange. The color orange is closely associated with Protestantism and Unionism in Northern Ireland

“Dave’s a good friend of mine even though he’s a posh Jaffa.”

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell February 20, 2024