Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

The Jayson

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.

Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!

by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015

Jason Derülo Syndrome

Jason Derülo (n) Syndrome: A person with a very large ego. Someone who thinks he/she is 'larger-than-life'.

It is commonly believed that rapper Kanye West has the "Jason Derülo Syndrome", and that he was partly cured by his appearance on the TV show SouthPark.

Person 1: "I am the next Michael Jackson. I'm the next Gandhi. I'm the next Jesus Christ."

Person 2: "Damn, you're being a Jason Derülo.", or, "I think you have Jason Derülo Syndrome."

by Quebuciosos28 September 14, 2010

Jason

The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman

Ann-Who is that guy?
Joe- That is Jason.
Ann- I want to be his gf.

by Swtksss October 13, 2013

Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Jason Waterfalls

The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."

"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"

"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel July 15, 2016

Jadon

He is sooooo sexy! He makes all girls look at him and want to date him. He is very athletic and is also very smart. He is tall a little bit on the skinnier side but is still muscular. He is also very funny and will make anyone laugh. Also has a good taste in style and will treat any girl the way they want to be treated. But overall he is a very good guy and is a great friend and is very kind. ;)

Girl: OMG it’s Jadon!!! He is sooooo CUTE... I really would want to date him!!!

by Doidoi June 2, 2020