jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

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caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

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lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

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Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022

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Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

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1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013

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