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Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
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Israel

A country located in the Middle East, Asia.

Mostly hated by people, but that's because it's the only Jewish country.

And everyone hates the Jews.
"Where are you from?"

"I'm actually from Israel!"

"Kill yourself."
by anonymous December 5, 2023
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Anti-Israel

OH! RIGHT THERE! You see it? Rhetorical shift!
Hym "They're calling them 'Anti-Israel' protests now! 'Anti-Israel' as opposed to 'PRO-HAMAS.' They were calling it 'PRO-HAMAS' a second ago and now they've pivoted to 'ANTI-ISRAEL.' Maybe all of the war crimes Israel is committing like bombing ambulances and aid trucks and shooting into the crowd of people receiving aid and mass graves with zip-tied bodies is making it harder to pretend Hamas has anything to do with the protests!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
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ISRAEL-D

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024
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Israeled

The ability to achieve greatness despite a difficult environment.
Bill israeled the ski course even though the winds were so strong.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Israeled

It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them
Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.

Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.
by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023
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Israeled

When a far-off dream is made into a reality, often in the space of technology, by an Israeli company.
Crowdsourcing traffic data was a pretty crazy idea, but Waze Israeled it.
by mptk January 8, 2024
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