A small anal insertable white box.
Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.
Flaws
- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.
Flaws
- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
by DirtySavage January 26, 2005
An extremely popular high-capacity digital music player approximately the size of a deck of playing cards, first hitting the market in the early 2000's. Often the target of praise by those who have them and ridicule by those who are jealous and/or belligerent fans of other audio companies.
Tool: "Dude, DUDE...ipods suck LOL!!!!! IRIVER 4EVAH!!!ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!11ONE"
Everyone else: "Honestly, go choke already."
Everyone else: "Honestly, go choke already."
by Non-fanboy February 19, 2006
by Seps September 08, 2005
A high maintenance chick who is popular and slightly more attractive than average who requires an unreasonable amount of money, and time, but in the end; she will do all of the same stuff, bitch about the same things, and put you through the same crap any normal chick would. The worst part is that after she gets only about a year older, you'll dump her to the curb and go out in search for a younger more popular chick with the same qualities as the original chick with a few more public blowjobs than the first.
Guy A: Dude how ur date with (random name) went?
Guy B: I don't wanna be with her. She's such an iPod.
Guy A: How?
Guy B: After buying her flowers and paying her way thru a movie, dinner, and the fair, she wanted me to take her clothes shopping the next day out of MY pocket. Then she got pissed off with me and called me a poor loser with no money after telling me I wasn't gonna get any from her when i said no.
Guy A: Damn what a bitch. That sucks.
Guy B: I don't wanna be with her. She's such an iPod.
Guy A: How?
Guy B: After buying her flowers and paying her way thru a movie, dinner, and the fair, she wanted me to take her clothes shopping the next day out of MY pocket. Then she got pissed off with me and called me a poor loser with no money after telling me I wasn't gonna get any from her when i said no.
Guy A: Damn what a bitch. That sucks.
by Dtrainzer August 15, 2010
I don't even know why I have an iPod...
by Omeggia April 24, 2010
using an ipod, especially when there are more than one person in a group using their own ipods at the same time.
by wewerelaughingalltheway September 23, 2011
-an amazing device that holds every song i may crave at any given moment.
-highly stereotyped as a fashion accesory.
-ipods rock, you don't
-highly stereotyped as a fashion accesory.
-ipods rock, you don't
by JAKE!!!! July 31, 2006